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19-06-2005, 01:14 PM
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| Elite Member Last Online: 20-09-2006 10:55 PM Join Date: Jun 2005
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 | Interesting facts >>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you >>would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. >> >>(Hardly seems worth it.) >> >>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 >>months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic >>bomb. >> >>(Now that's more like it!) >> >>The human heart creates enough pressure when it >>pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. >> >>A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. >> >>(In my next life, I want to be a pig.) >> >>A cockroach will live nine days without its head >>before it starves to death. (Creepy.) >> >>(I'm still not over the pig.) >> >>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories >>a hour >> >>(Don't try this at home,maybe at work) >> >>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its >>head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping >>the male's head off. >> >>("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") >> >>The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's >>like a human jumping the length of a football field. >> >>(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) >> >>The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. >> >>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) >> >>< BR> >> >>Some lions mate over 50 times a day. >> >>(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality >>over quantity) >> >>Butterflies taste with their feet. >> >>(Something I always wanted to know.) >> >>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. >> >>(Hmmmmmm......) >> >>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years >>longer than left-handed people. >> >>(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the >>difference?) >> >>Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. >> >>(okay! , so that would be a good thing) >> >>A cat's urine glows under a black light. >> >>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) >> >>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. >> >>(I know some people like that.) >> >>Starfish have no brains. >> >>(I know some people like that too.) >> >>Polar bears are left-handed. >> >>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) >> >>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have >>sex for pleasure. >> >>(What about that pig??) :P |
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