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    Made the mistake of pouring petrol into my diesel car,it's like pouring gin into a woman,you know it's going to end in tears after you start it.

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    My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized.​

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    Two teenage girls sitting in the garden chatting when one says, “ooh look there’s a condom on the patio”. “What’s a patio?” Asks her friend.

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    I was going to donate blood until they started asking questions such as "Whose blood is this?" and "Where did you get it?"

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    Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Buffalo come." The Lone Ranger looked at him and said, "Wow, that's amazing! How did you figure that out?". Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Ear sticky!"

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    Spellchecker’s your worst enema

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    I've got a new hobby: Blindfold Archery.

    You should try it, you don't know what you're missing!

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    Just saw a German guy dive in a river to save a dog... I waited on the side as he resuscitated the dog.. I asked him are you a vet.. he said vet!!! I'm fucking soaking.

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    Here at First National, you're not just a number - you're two numbers, adash, three more numbers, another dash, and another number.

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