A young lad walks into a bar and orders six treble whiskies. As soon as they arrive he wallops them all down. "What's all that about?" says the barman.
"Well I just had my first blow job" says the lad.
"Oh congratulations son!" says the barman, "here have one on the house!".
"No thanks", says the lad, "if that doesn't take the taste away, nothing will.