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a. boozer · 19-12-2009, 08:28 AM

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she
needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin,
I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address,
social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your
occupation?"

The woman replies, "I'm a whore."

The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work.
That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman, "OK, I'm a prostitute."

"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a
chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with
being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."

19-12-2009, 08:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
a. boozer Thailand Expat Last Online: Yesterday 11:22 AM Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ban Chang, Rayong Posts: 1,559	In an accountants's office.......... A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman, "OK, I'm a prostitute." "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."

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