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Jokes and funny stories The section for all the zany and humorous stuff. Post your favourite jokes and funniest pictures here, also videos from youtube etc can be posted here.

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Old 14-12-2009, 07:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ant & Andy

The firemen finally get a huge fire under control,
and Chief Mattea has all of his men accounted for except Ant and Andy.
After a few minutes' search, the chief looks down an alley, and
there's Ant, leaning over a trash can. His pants are down
to his ankles, and Andy is banging away from behind.
Chief Mattea says, "What the hell is going on?"
Andy says, "Ant passed out from smoke inhalation."
The chief says, "Smoke inhalation? You're supposed to give him
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation! "
Andy says, "I did, Chief. That's how this shit all got started."

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