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SnotGoblin · 09-12-2009, 04:41 PM

New Zealand Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle. Upon examination,the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem.
The Gorilla was on heat..

To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Graham, a big Kiwi lad & former Foot Ball Star , responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery. Graham, like most Antipodeans seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.. So theZoo administrators thought they might have a solution.

Graham was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have Sex with the gorilla for $500?
Graham showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:
'Fust,' he said, 'I don't want to have to kuss 'er.'
'Sicondly, you must niver, niver tull anyone about thus.'
The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what his third condition was.

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'Wull,' said Graham, 'You've gotta give me another week to come up with the $500!

kingwilly · 09-12-2009, 05:22 PM

An old one, but funny nevertheluss

09-12-2009, 04:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
SnotGoblin Si Sa Ket Last Online: 02-07-2010 02:27 AM Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 230	A Kiwi and a Gorilla New Zealand Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle. Upon examination,the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The Gorilla was on heat.. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Graham, a big Kiwi lad & former Foot Ball Star , responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery. Graham, like most Antipodeans seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.. So theZoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Graham was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have Sex with the gorilla for $500? Graham showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions: 'Fust,' he said, 'I don't want to have to kuss 'er.' 'Sicondly, you must niver, niver tull anyone about thus.' The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what his third condition was. ä ä ä ä ä ä ä ä 'Wull,' said Graham, 'You've gotta give me another week to come up with the $500!

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kingwilly Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 36,544	An old one, but funny nevertheluss

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