| Marriage After Being Married For 44 Years, I Took A Careful Look At My Wife One Day And Said, "44 Years Ago We Had A Cheap Apartment, A Cheap Car, Slept On A Sofa Bed And Watched A 10-inch Black And White Tv, But I Got To Sleep Every Night With A Hot 25-year-old Girl.
Now I Have A$1,500,000.00 Home, A $45,000.00 Car, Nice Big Bed And
Plasma Screen Tv, But I'm Sleeping With A 65-year-old Woman. It Seems To Me That You're Not Holding Up Your Side Of Things."
My Wife Is A Very Reasonable Woman . She Told Me To Go Out And Find A Hot 25-year-old Girl And She Would Make Sure That I Would Once Again Be Living In A Cheap Apartment, Driving A Cheap Car, Sleeping On A Sofa Bed And Watching A 10-inch Black And White Tv..
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