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Old 01-12-2009, 10:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Blow up dolls


Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter says , 'Male or female?'

Customer says , 'Female.'

Counter guy asks , 'Black or white?

Customer says , 'White.'

Counter guy asks , 'Christian or Muslim?'

Customer says , 'What the hell does religion have to do with it?'

Counter guy says , 'The Muslim one blows itself up.'
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So was it a Hillary doll ?

and was it Panama Hat ?
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Old 01-12-2009, 01:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Came for a Hat reference, left pleased to see KW has the situation under control.
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A mate bought one in the UK. I thought it was amusing that it came with cleaning instructions.
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Came for a Hat reference, left pleased to see KW has the situation under control.
Hat reference ?

I was talking about Hilary!

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