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guy walks into an irish pub.
in the corner there is a leprechaun hammering away at the keys of an out of tune grand piano.
asks the barkeep:"hey, where did you get the leprechaun?"
barkeep:"see that fella at the end of the bar?
well, he is a genie, and if you buy him a pint, he will grant you a wish!"
the guy buys an extra beer and moves over to speak to the genie.
"hey, i believe you are a genie and i bought you this pint, the barman sez you will grant me a wish.
is that really true?"
"yes, says the genie. it is true. now just whisper your request into my ear, and i will grant your wish."
the bloke whispers into the genie's ear, and within seconds, the bar is inundated with ducks!
one million of the bloody things, flapping and quacking.
he turns to the barman and sez:
"this fukkn genie fellow seems to be a bit hard of hearing, doesn't he?"
barman answers:
well what do you think i wished for...... a fukkn 12 inch pianist?!!!!

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