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a. boozer · 19-11-2009, 02:17 PM

Monica Lewinsky was walking along when she found a magic lamp.
She rubbed the lamp and a genie appeared. Because of inflation,
the genie offered her only one wish.

"Hmmmm." Thought Monica. "I already have wealth, and I already
have more fame than I ever wanted, so I guess what I really want
is for you to get rid of my 'love-handles'.

"Your wish is my command," said the genie.

....POOF ! Her ears were gone.

Dug · 20-11-2009, 12:36 PM

Monica Lewinsky jokes are a bit past their use by dates.

a. boozer · 20-11-2009, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dug

Monica Lewinsky jokes are a bit past their use by dates.

Dug:

As Bill Clinton obviously experienced, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so humour is, in the mind of the reader.

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