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SnotGoblin

A Cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'

No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just
Testing it.'

The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'

The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!';
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says,........ 'Damn thing's an hour fast

Dug

I think the term 'jokes' in the thread subject line implies something funny.

the dogcatcher

Originally a James Bond joke.

Dug

Yeah, well, James Bond snotgoblin is not.

SnotGoblin

Last one i post !

Sdigit

At least you got replies mate, I never got so much as a "fuvking useless cvnt"
for my joke, you're doing well

dirtydog

^useless cvnt.

Sdigit

Knew I could rely on you DD , av a green