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Old 03-11-2009, 09:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Everybody needs a Pet




Here are my pet rocks.

First one is named Pancake…



This is Boxy…



Here we have Eggy…



This one is my first favourite after my favourite one….Krakatoa…he came from a volcano….



And lastly, my favourite… Blackboy…



Here they are having a little party together, rockin on….except for Krakatoa, he gets a little hot headed after a few drinks and goes off by himself to cool down…bit of a loner…



I often take turns taking them out for the day, sometimes they enjoy sitting on the dash of the car and going for a drive….sometimes just hanging around in my pocket for warmth and comfort.

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You have been in Thailand toooooooooo long. I suggest therapy, now!
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And lastly, my favourite… Blackboy…


Ermm... I dont think thats allowed here. You may have to rename your rock something else more PC. And besides, he looks more yellow than black. Probably of igneous extraction rather than sedimentary.
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Old 03-11-2009, 10:46 AM   #4 (permalink)
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what about munkys?
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I thought it would be about this pet.



That is what I wrote my first BASIC program on.

Those were the days.
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Old 03-11-2009, 11:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
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The kids have killed off most pets that have been brought in to our house.
They would of stood more chance of getting out of Dakau than my house.
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I should get those rocks spayed as soon as possible if you're going to let them mix like that or you'll end up with a lot of unwanted pebbles.
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