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| Jihad Barbie  Last Online: Today 03:23 PM Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Near Libbies
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  | Stick to Bombing: Jokes from a Muslim Jokes from the Muslim stand-up comic, Goffaq Yussef: Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies! What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already! How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it! Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians? It bombed! What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty! Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity! Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank? Because it's just a stone's throw away from Israel! Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every Palestinian boy gets to join a rock group! A Palestinian suspect was being drilled by US Security Forces in Iraq. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was: 'I'm dying to get laid What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition." What does a Palestinian girl say to her mom? After Abdul blows himself up, may I have his room? |
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