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Old 16-10-2009, 01:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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My wife just found out she was adopted; she's deveasted, and kept asking 'why did,nt they want me?' I comforted her and after a while, still crying she asked me to make love to her,which led to more tears..i suppose on reflection,banging her up the arse and shouting 'WHO,S YOUR DADDY' could have been a little insensitive..
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Old 16-10-2009, 01:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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My wife just found out she was adopted; she's deveasted, and kept asking 'why did,nt they want me?' I comforted her and after a while, still crying she asked me to make love to her,which led to more tears..i suppose on reflection,banging her up the arse and shouting 'WHO,S YOUR DADDY' could have been a little insensitive..

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Old 16-10-2009, 02:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 16-10-2009, 03:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 16-10-2009, 04:37 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Would make for an interesting Father's Day, 'eh Ned
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Old 16-10-2009, 05:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Not very politically correct at the best I suppose.
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