I went to see Chubby Brown at the weekend. As soon as he came on stage I started shouting, "You fat bastard! You fat bastard!" Then I was told by security that that sort of behaviour wasn't tolerated at the Labour party conference
Stephen Hawking can finally achieve an erection now that doctors have disabled his pop-up blocker
My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my Xbox
What’s pink and goes round and round on a carousel? Stephen Gately's suitcase

They have found traces of chocolate around Stephen Gately's arse. Spanish Police think it was george michael with a careless wispa.
