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a. boozer · 30-09-2009, 02:15 PM

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to
the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat
dogs."

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America,
we might as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog
vendor and they both walk towards the cart.

"Two dogs, please," says one.

The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot
dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns
hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."

The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush
and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun
and whispers cautiously: "What part did you get?

30-09-2009, 02:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
a. boozer Thailand Expat Last Online: Today 06:06 PM Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ban Chang, Rayong Posts: 1,440	Two Irish nuns........ Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs." The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously: "What part did you get?

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