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a. boozer · 29-09-2009, 09:29 AM

A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both
of whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse
fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for
the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to
no avail, for he had gone to town with the only
tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's
new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken
sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his
friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but
happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed
to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to
him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper
of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with
the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the
horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley
back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he
returned.
The friendship between the two animals was
cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A
few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his
life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and
straddled the large puddle..
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to
grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the
pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse
pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of
the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)

'When You're
Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up
Chicks'

dirtydog · 29-09-2009, 08:29 PM

^I wonder how many harley threads there are in the world that this could be posted on

Marmite the Dog · 29-09-2009, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a. boozer

the powerful bike

Funny place to put the punch line.

a. boozer · 30-09-2009, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtydog

^I wonder how many harley threads there are in the world that this could be posted on

Was expecting some response from those that contribute so much to various motorcycling threads, maybe they don't bother to look at this section!

29-09-2009, 09:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
a. boozer Thailand Expat Last Online: Today 06:06 PM Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ban Chang, Rayong Posts: 1,440	A Horse, a Chicken & a Harley A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!) 'When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks'

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29-09-2009, 08:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 06:53 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Jomtien Posts: 42,364	^I wonder how many harley threads there are in the world that this could be posted on

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