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nedwalk · 19-09-2009, 12:05 PM

The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......

'Hey Jose, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet.'

'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee.. '

So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.

'Jose, Jose, we ees saved. 'Ees a bacon tree.'

'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget.'

'Jose when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon.... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree'.

And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Jose following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Jose with his dying breath.

'Jose... go back man, you was right ees not a bacon tree.'

'Luis Luis mi amigo... what ees it?

'Jose... ees not a bacon tree...

EesEes

Ees

Ees

Ees a ham bush.

ItsRobsLife · 27-09-2009, 04:52 PM

Hhahahahahahahahahaha!!! Very good.

blackgang · 27-09-2009, 04:55 PM

Kind of a groaner there Nedley.

jandajoy · 27-09-2009, 06:20 PM

Very good ................... terrible.

kaitlynisabelle · 13-10-2009, 03:36 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha its really very funny man,,,,,

Sdigit · 13-10-2009, 03:44 PM

Ha ha hahaha, yes, bloody funny

kingwilly · 13-10-2009, 04:46 PM

that red kills my eyes !

nedwalk · 13-10-2009, 06:20 PM

use yellow lenses

gusG · 13-10-2009, 07:59 PM

good one , very funny

MeMock · 13-10-2009, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaitlynisabelle

Ha ha ha ha ha its really very funny man,,,,,

Hi.

That deserves a green.

watterinja · 13-10-2009, 09:18 PM

555555555... Any relative of georgeous bush?

19-09-2009, 12:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
nedwalk Thailand Forum Last Online: Today 02:16 AM Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: sunshine coast Posts: 3,888	bacon tree The Bacon Tree Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden....... 'Hey Jose, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet.' 'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee.. ' So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat. 'Jose, Jose, we ees saved. 'Ees a bacon tree.' 'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget.' 'Jose when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon.... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree'. And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Jose following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Jose with his dying breath. 'Jose... go back man, you was right ees not a bacon tree.' 'Luis Luis mi amigo... what ees it? 'Jose... ees not a bacon tree... EesEes Ees Ees Ees a ham bush.

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kaitlynisabelle Bangkok Last Online: 13-10-2009 03:36 PM Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1	Hello Ha ha ha ha ha its really very funny man,,,,,

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ItsRobsLife Dislocated Member Last Online: Today 07:35 AM Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: The thin ice of modern life. Posts: 1,842	Hhahahahahahahahahaha!!! Very good.

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blackgang Thailand Travel Forum Last Online: Today 11:35 AM Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Phetchabun city Posts: 13,363	Kind of a groaner there Nedley.

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jandajoy Thailand Travel Forum Last Online: Today 11:27 AM Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: out bush Chiang Rai way Posts: 14,210	Very good ................... terrible.

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Sdigit It wasn't me Last Online: 20-11-2009 04:19 PM Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: All the way over there> Posts: 2,345	Ha ha hahaha, yes, bloody funny

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kingwilly Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 33,730	that red kills my eyes !

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nedwalk Thailand Forum Last Online: Today 02:16 AM Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: sunshine coast Posts: 3,888	use yellow lenses

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gusG Cha Am Last Online: Today 11:15 AM Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Koh Samui Posts: 729	good one , very funny

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watterinja ɐɾuıuɹəʇɐʍ sɐılɐ Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: uʍop əpısdn Posts: 5,649	555555555... Any relative of georgeous bush?

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