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a. boozer · 16-09-2009, 05:44 PM

Harry and his wife were driving in the country when he saw a sign
that said, "Cow For Sale...$5,000"

He pulled in and said to the farmer, "There's no cow in the world
worth five thousand dollars."

The farmer said, "Oh, yeah? Take a look at this!"

He lifted the cow's tail, and Harry saw that the cow had a snatch
just like a woman.

Harry got back in the car, turned to his wife, and began to cry,
"It's just not fair. Here's this farmer with a cow that has a
snatch like a woman and it's worth $5,000. And here I am, with
you, with a snatch like a cow, and you ain't worth shit!"

16-09-2009, 05:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
a. boozer Thailand Expat Last Online: Today 05:23 PM Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ban Chang, Rayong Posts: 1,441	In the country Harry and his wife were driving in the country when he saw a sign that said, "Cow For Sale...$5,000" He pulled in and said to the farmer, "There's no cow in the world worth five thousand dollars." The farmer said, "Oh, yeah? Take a look at this!" He lifted the cow's tail, and Harry saw that the cow had a snatch just like a woman. Harry got back in the car, turned to his wife, and began to cry, "It's just not fair. Here's this farmer with a cow that has a snatch like a woman and it's worth $5,000. And here I am, with you, with a snatch like a cow, and you ain't worth shit!"

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