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05-09-2009, 05:38 PM
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| Thailand Expat  Last Online: Today 10:44 AM Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Korat
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  | Dr Smith Dr. Smith sleeps with one of his patients in a weak moment. He is tortured with guilt. In one ear his conscience is saying.... You are a single man. Don't worry about it. In his other ear his conscience is saying.... You are a f***ing vet you sick bastard.  |
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05-09-2009, 07:25 PM
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| If ya can't take the heat  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: HELL
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| Reminds me of another oldie... A man goes to see his doctor because he is having a drinking problem... He tells the doc that after a night of binge drinking, he usually blows chunks... The doc tells he, well, that's normal if you've had too much to drink... The guys says. yeah I know, but chunks is my dog...
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