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a. boozer · 05-09-2009, 02:54 PM

The old farmer was having a very bad year. All of his crops had
been lost.

Fortunately, the peach orchard had done really well. The only way
he was going to make it financially was to cut out the middleman
and sell the peaches directly to the consumer. So he loaded his
pickup with peaches and headed to town.

Just on the outskirts of town he came to a house. So he took a
basket of peaches and went up and knocked on the door.

A gorgeous blond in a sheer robe answered the door. In a sexy
voice she said, "Hi, Honey, what can I do for you?"

Quite shaken, the old farmer muttered, "I have these here really
nice peaches for sale".

The blond, noticing how shaken he was, decided to play a bit. So
she opened the top of her robe showing her breasts. She said,
"Are those peaches full and firm like these?"

Very shaken, he managed to whisper, "Oh yes, they're really good
peaches."

So she opened the rest of her robe, showing she had on no
panties. She teased, "Would they be succulent and delicious like
this?"

The old farmer mumbled, and then broke down crying, and said, "Oh
yes, they're wonderful peaches."

She said, "Well, honey, why on earth are you crying?"

The old farmer whimpered "Lady, the cut worms ruined my tomato
crop and the weevils ate all my cotton and now I think you're
gonna screw me out of my peaches."
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watterinja · 05-09-2009, 03:02 PM

... thanks for that...

05-09-2009, 02:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
a. boozer Thailand Expat Last Online: Yesterday 06:06 PM Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ban Chang, Rayong Posts: 1,440	An old farmer. The old farmer was having a very bad year. All of his crops had been lost. Fortunately, the peach orchard had done really well. The only way he was going to make it financially was to cut out the middleman and sell the peaches directly to the consumer. So he loaded his pickup with peaches and headed to town. Just on the outskirts of town he came to a house. So he took a basket of peaches and went up and knocked on the door. A gorgeous blond in a sheer robe answered the door. In a sexy voice she said, "Hi, Honey, what can I do for you?" Quite shaken, the old farmer muttered, "I have these here really nice peaches for sale". The blond, noticing how shaken he was, decided to play a bit. So she opened the top of her robe showing her breasts. She said, "Are those peaches full and firm like these?" Very shaken, he managed to whisper, "Oh yes, they're really good peaches." So she opened the rest of her robe, showing she had on no panties. She teased, "Would they be succulent and delicious like this?" The old farmer mumbled, and then broke down crying, and said, "Oh yes, they're wonderful peaches." She said, "Well, honey, why on earth are you crying?" The old farmer whimpered "Lady, the cut worms ruined my tomato crop and the weevils ate all my cotton and now I think you're gonna screw me out of my peaches." __________________________________________________ __________

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05-09-2009, 03:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
watterinja ɐɾuıuɹəʇɐʍ sɐılɐ Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: uʍop əpısdn Posts: 5,648	... thanks for that...

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