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a. boozer · 03-09-2009, 05:34 PM

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by
a young woman with three small children running around at her
feet.

He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever
used the product?"

She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex."

The researcher was a little taken aback.

He said, "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a
child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact,
we know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your
honesty. Since you've been frank so far, would you tell me in
what manner you use it for sex?"

The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband puts
it on the bedroom door knob and it keeps the kids out."

03-09-2009, 05:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
a. boozer Thailand Expat Last Online: Today 06:06 PM Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ban Chang, Rayong Posts: 1,440	market research A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken aback. He said, "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, we know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, would you tell me in what manner you use it for sex?" The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband puts it on the bedroom door knob and it keeps the kids out."

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