An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one
cold, blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My
hands are freezing cold."

The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body
heat will warm them up." So the daughter did, and her hands
warmed up.

The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend, and he
said, "My hands are freezing cold."

The daughter replied, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm
up."

The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with
the daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold."

The daughter replied, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up."
He did, and his nose warmed up.

The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the
daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."

The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her
mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a
penis.

The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?"

The daughter says, "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they
defrost!"