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Old 27-08-2009, 12:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I find ladyboys and katoeys extremely funny, and to a certain degree have a bit of respect, i read once that intelligence is the ability to choose happiness over unhappiness at any point in time, i don't think i'd be too happy to realise that i'd have to go to some of the extremes these blokes do to be happy, haaaa, anyway, i reckon theres nothing funnier than a ladieboy round up at the Nana car park, short fat coppers on motor bikes trying to corral a gang of second ladies, this apparently happens quite a bit in the off season when punters are low on the ground and the ol habits need taking care of, anyway i was on a march down Sukhumvit toward soi Nana when a short fat cop on a bike cruised past and spotted a potentialy obviouse offender, i thought he was shouting at me, haaa, he dropped the stand on the bike, still running, and and quite impressivly hurdeld the shrub, barged the crowd and collared the 6Ft stilleto healed offender and with much shrieks, hair pulling and physical coersion got it on the back of the bike (still running) he physically had to bend the legs and hitch the heels in behind the foot pegs, well can you imagine, the rahrah skirt up revealing dental floss undies and knees up around the coppers helmet along with his silicon bags, i was in awe, anyway i assume they are off to Lumpini, wherever, so the copper screams off only to be blocked by a car pulling in front of him, so it's hand on the clutch, with that down come the stilleto heels into the bitumin, off comes the hand on the clutch, away goes the copper on his bike left only with a bum print on his back seat, 6Ft is stode up, and with silicon fun bags, rahrah skirt, heels, (where i work youd need a working at heights permit for) over the hedge and off up the road, i was in bits, as where the rest of the crowd and couldn't help myself but yell go girl go, but the look on the copper, now i know what loosing face is, he should have had a laugh like the rest of us....i guess right in front of the police box didn't help, boxxxxxxx
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Old 27-08-2009, 12:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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you're not BobSKnob are you in disguise.....expressing one of his better nights out ??
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Old 27-08-2009, 12:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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If you plunk down on a seat in Lucky Lukes for any length of time, preferably on a night with a full moon, you are bound to see some amazing stuff.
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Old 27-08-2009, 12:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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