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a. boozer · 24-08-2009, 03:36 PM

An American guy travels to Japan on business. After 3 days of
intense meetings, he's exhausted. After work he decides to go
out and get some dinner, and maybe have a few drinks. Well, after
a few beers and some saki, he's feeling a little horny. He
decides to go down the street to a geisha bar. After a few more
drinks he hires one of the women to go back to his hotel for some
action.

They go back, begin to fool around, and eventually end up on the
bed. As they start to have sex, she begins moaning . . . then
screaming. As she catches her breath, she begins shouting, "Shin-
Wa! Shin-Wa!"

The guy doesn't speak any Japanese, but is having the best sex of
his life, and he's pretty proud of himself for giving the Geisha
such a great time. After they're done, he pays her, and she
leaves, barely able to walk out of the room.

The next day, the businessman has to play golf with the CEO of
the Japanese company he had been meeting with. Everything goes
great . . . they get to the 18th hole, and the CEO has a 40 ft.
putt to make par, and have the best round of his life. He takes
his time, lines it up, and sinks it!

The American is so thrilled, he decides to impress the CEO with
the Japanese he's learned and starts shouting, "Shin-Wa! Shin-Wa!
"

The CEO turns to him and says, "What do mean, wrong hole?"

24-08-2009, 03:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
a. boozer Thailand Expat Last Online: Yesterday 06:06 PM Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ban Chang, Rayong Posts: 1,440	An American in Japan An American guy travels to Japan on business. After 3 days of intense meetings, he's exhausted. After work he decides to go out and get some dinner, and maybe have a few drinks. Well, after a few beers and some saki, he's feeling a little horny. He decides to go down the street to a geisha bar. After a few more drinks he hires one of the women to go back to his hotel for some action. They go back, begin to fool around, and eventually end up on the bed. As they start to have sex, she begins moaning . . . then screaming. As she catches her breath, she begins shouting, "Shin- Wa! Shin-Wa!" The guy doesn't speak any Japanese, but is having the best sex of his life, and he's pretty proud of himself for giving the Geisha such a great time. After they're done, he pays her, and she leaves, barely able to walk out of the room. The next day, the businessman has to play golf with the CEO of the Japanese company he had been meeting with. Everything goes great . . . they get to the 18th hole, and the CEO has a 40 ft. putt to make par, and have the best round of his life. He takes his time, lines it up, and sinks it! The American is so thrilled, he decides to impress the CEO with the Japanese he's learned and starts shouting, "Shin-Wa! Shin-Wa! " The CEO turns to him and says, "What do mean, wrong hole?"

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