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a. boozer · 24-08-2009, 09:05 AM

The Australian Talking Clock

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk Aboriginal led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.
'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked.

'Issss nod a gong, issss a talking Australian clock' he drunkenly replied.

'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'

'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'

'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.

'Jussss watch' he said.

He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering bash and stepped back.
His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

Suddenly, a Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed,
'For f*#k's sake, you stupid pr#ck, It's ten past three in the f*#king morning !!!'

Mr Brown · 25-08-2009, 03:47 AM

thats good, cheers

24-08-2009, 09:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
a. boozer Thailand Expat Last Online: Today 09:56 AM Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ban Chang, Rayong Posts: 1,440	The Australian Talking Clock..... The Australian Talking Clock Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk Aboriginal led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall. 'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked. 'Issss nod a gong, issss a talking Australian clock' he drunkenly replied. 'A talking Australian clock - seriously?' 'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).' 'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it. 'Jussss watch' he said. He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering bash and stepped back. His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence. Suddenly, a Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed, 'For f#k's sake, you stupid pr#ck, It's ten past three in the f#king morning !!!'

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25-08-2009, 03:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mr Brown Livin' the Drama Last Online: Today 09:58 AM Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Antartica Posts: 1,555	thats good, cheers

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