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Old 23-08-2009, 10:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The job interview.

A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualified, but
he has a nervous twitch, and his left eye is always winking.

So he speaks with the manager and the manager says, "Well sir,
you are very well qualified for the job, but people have to be
comfortable around a sales rep, and that eye thing is really
freaky."

The man smiles and says,"Oh that, I just take some Tylenol and
it goes away." So the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out
a condom, he takes several more condoms out and finally finds
some Tylenol. He takes two Tylenol and the eye twitch goes
away.

The manager frowns, "Sir, I'm sorry but our company does not
like womanizers. I don't like the look of all those condoms."

The man chuckles, "Oh, I'm no womanizer... but do you know how
hard it is to buy Tylenol at a drug store with your eye
contantly winking?"
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