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Jokes and funny stories The section for all the zany and humorous stuff. Post your favourite jokes and funniest pictures here, also videos from youtube etc can be posted here.

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Old 23-08-2009, 09:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Little Johnny is visiting his Granddad

Little Johnny is visiting his Granddad on the farm. He races into
the farmhouse and yells excitedly to his Granddad:

"Hey Granddad, the bull is fucking the cow".

Granddad informs Johnny that he won't tolerate this sort of
playground language on his farm and that in future if Johnny
wants to inform him about such things he should say something
like "Granddad the bull is surprising the cow."

A few weeks later Johnny is again visiting the farm. Once again
he comes racing in and yells:

"Granddad the bull is surprising the cows."

Granddad says to Johnny: "I'm pleased to hear that after my
conversation with you a few weeks ago you have cleaned up your
language. However, your grammar is not quite correct. It is not
"the bull is surprising the cows". It is "the bull is surprising
the cow". The bull can only surprise one cow at a time".

Johnny replies:

"No Granddad, the bull is surprising all the cows because he's
fucking the horse!"
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