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Muadib · 10-08-2009, 11:12 PM

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven, God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.''

God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''

Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''

God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''

Then God addresses Barrack. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''

He replies: "I believe that you; are in my chair."

DrivingForce · 11-08-2009, 12:11 AM

combatus · 19-08-2009, 09:38 AM

Give the man a brick.......

The Fresh Prince · 19-08-2009, 01:05 PM

I think we need a sub section or two in the jokes forum for the Americans.

English Noodles · 19-08-2009, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

I think we need a sub section or two in the jokes forum for the Americans

They have one, it's called The US.

DrivingForce · 20-08-2009, 12:26 AM

missed a perfectly good set up EN failing to mention "US Issues"..

Texpat · 20-08-2009, 12:39 AM

He's a retard, leave him be. An English retard. Yes it's redundant.

10-08-2009, 11:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
Muadib We have worm sign... Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: HELL Posts: 3,047	Pearly Gates... Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven, God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?'' Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.'' God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left.'' God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?'' Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.'' God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.'' Then God addresses Barrack. "Barrack, what do you believe in?'' He replies: "I believe that you; are in my chair." __________________ Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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