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Old 31-07-2009, 08:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Liberal Women Are Ugly

Heh...a sure-fire century thread here boys & girls!



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Old 31-07-2009, 08:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 31-07-2009, 09:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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How about a little Equal Opportunity colour in your post mate ?
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Old 31-07-2009, 09:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I wouldn't throw Ann Coulter out of bed... I'd just have to find something to stuff in her mouth to shut her up...
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Old 31-07-2009, 10:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Quite sure this doesn't belong in Issues but damned if I know where it does belong.
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Old 31-07-2009, 11:06 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Quite sure this doesn't belong in Issues but damned if I know where it does belong.
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*Doesn't Booners already have a silly pictures thread in the lounge?
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Old 01-08-2009, 05:02 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Quite sure this doesn't belong in Issues but damned if I know where it does belong.


they found a good spot for it now,..............jokes

Years ago I saw this Michelle Malkin on the Chris Matthews show (or Hardball,…….forget what they called it then),……I was a curious to find out more about her [her being a attractive anchor baby (but Not pretty) , Philipina]. She is one person (her site MichelleMalkin.com and Hotair.com) I will check on to see what the other side thinks about political events. She’s a bit of a wacko, but at times fun to watch.





2:32 into the video




She’s a dork,………….but she’s wearing a nice skirt
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Old 31-07-2009, 10:55 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Never heard of most of them conservative bimbo's actually.
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Old 31-07-2009, 11:09 PM   #9 (permalink)
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^^ Me neither but I'm guessing that most of them are hired by Fox and the like; there's a limit to how stupid the news can be made so a bit of tit helps to keep the viewers tuned in when things get a bit confusing.
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:24 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Fuck this shit, I'm going out for a beer.
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:37 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Booners could be onto something

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Old 01-08-2009, 12:58 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but, aren't most porn stars liberal?

porn stars = attractive (generally speaking)
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Old 01-08-2009, 01:19 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 01-08-2009, 02:56 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Boonie, you're a nutter. Still love ya, mind, but sometimes I wonder where you come up with this stuff.
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:26 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Your pics load kinda slow. Maybe you should reduce the size of the image. 0 pixels X 0 pixels should be perfect.
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:33 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Those chicks look good. Its easy to see why Bill Clinton cheated on his wife.

I would like to know why so many republican politicians are gay though given the women they have.
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:36 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Obama must fear such highbrow opposition.
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Madelaine Albright a liberal ? Alright, she's "foreign" to a Merkin so she can't be a proper conservative.
And I guess I don't have to point out that this was a young Anchorwomen/celeb vs. old politician/celeb comparison and unsurprisingly the first group won.
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Old 04-08-2009, 10:24 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Yeah, as usual, stupid people fear intelligent ones - what else is new?
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