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a. boozer · 23-07-2009, 05:22 PM

A man is having trouble with premature ejaculation so decides to
go to the doctors for help.

The doctor suggests "When you feel like you are ready to
ejaculate, try startling yourself."

Later that day he went to the store and bought a starter pistol.
All excited to try it out he runs home to his wife. He finds
her in bed naked waiting for him. They get down to action and soon
find themselves in the 69 position.

Moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come and fires the
starter pistol.

Next day when the man went back to the doctors and was asked how
it went he answered. "Not that well, when I fired the pistol my
wife bit three inches off my dick, and my next door neighbor came
out of the wardrobe with his hands in the air."

Happyman · 23-07-2009, 06:55 PM

couple of Les Dawson doctor jokes

He went to the doc and said " Doctor - can you help me out ?'
Doc said "Certainly which way did you come in ?"

Went to the doc and asked for something for 'wind'
doctor gave him a kite !

23-07-2009, 05:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
a. boozer Thailand Expat Last Online: Today 05:23 PM Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ban Chang, Rayong Posts: 1,441	At the doctors,,,,,,,,,,! A man is having trouble with premature ejaculation so decides to go to the doctors for help. The doctor suggests "When you feel like you are ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." Later that day he went to the store and bought a starter pistol. All excited to try it out he runs home to his wife. He finds her in bed naked waiting for him. They get down to action and soon find themselves in the 69 position. Moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol. Next day when the man went back to the doctors and was asked how it went he answered. "Not that well, when I fired the pistol my wife bit three inches off my dick, and my next door neighbor came out of the wardrobe with his hands in the air."

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23-07-2009, 06:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
Happyman Thailand Travel Forum Last Online: Today 12:33 PM Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Rawai Phuket Posts: 5,303	couple of Les Dawson doctor jokes He went to the doc and said " Doctor - can you help me out ?' Doc said "Certainly which way did you come in ?" Went to the doc and asked for something for 'wind' doctor gave him a kite !

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