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a. boozer · 19-07-2009, 01:26 PM

Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks
one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle.

They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity. The
following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.

Tom won the first prize - a whole year's supply of gourmet
spaghetti sauce.

Dick was the winner of the second prize - six month's supply of
gourmet coffee.

And Harry won the sixth prize - a toilet brush.

When they met in the pub a week later, Harry asked the others how
they were enjoying their prizes.

"Great," said Tom. "I love spaghetti."

"And I'm loving the coffee," said Dick. "So how's the toilet
brush, Harry?"

"Not so good," Harry said, "I reckon I'll go back to paper..."

19-07-2009, 01:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
a. boozer Thailand Expat Last Online: Today 09:56 AM Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ban Chang, Rayong Posts: 1,440	Having a few quiet drinks............. Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize. Tom won the first prize - a whole year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce. Dick was the winner of the second prize - six month's supply of gourmet coffee. And Harry won the sixth prize - a toilet brush. When they met in the pub a week later, Harry asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes. "Great," said Tom. "I love spaghetti." "And I'm loving the coffee," said Dick. "So how's the toilet brush, Harry?" "Not so good," Harry said, "I reckon I'll go back to paper..."

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