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blackgang

WHY I'M A LIBERAL
Written by "PANDA" To The Point News
Friday, 19 June 2009
I'm a Liberal because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I'm a Liberal because I love the fact I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.
I'm a Liberal because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
I'm a Liberal because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I'm a Liberal because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody (except Christians, white males, and Republicans) is offended by it.
I'm a Liberal because when we pull out of Iraq I trust the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I'm a Liberal because I believe people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday, can tell us the polar ice caps will melt away in 10 years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm a Liberal because I believe business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as it sees fit.
I'm a Liberal because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who could never get their agendas past the voters.
I'm a Liberal because my head is so firmly planted up my own butt, it's unlikely I'll ever have another point of view

Butterfly

^ out of meds old fucker

blackgang

OK there ButterButt, I see that you, Pandy and a few others follow the lead of another aussie that comes from a very shallow and limited gene pool that is formed mostly by convicts and abos, who were very limited and more than 9% were idiots and the other 91 were common thieves and rapists, While I, being from the USA that was populated by hard working peoples from all over the world and made the strongest and most productive nation in the world until they let to many people with predominately African blood into the mix and it has fallen some in the last few years, but will manage to pull its self out again.
But I think that you have fallen in with the wrong crowd and as such are in for a downfall with the leader of your gang who for some reasons has came up with ideas that I am of the same ilk as the convict lower mentality of the gene pool that most are from on here.
You should remember that you have fallen in with the members of the race that is from the Galapagos of the Indian Ocean and have remained unchanged for thousands of years, except for the introduction of convict blood as an experiment that went bad some years ago.

Jet Gorgon

^ Don't forget that ozzie's mummy dearest from Reims, now.

How bout, I am a liberal coz those hard-working rich folk should boost my welfare cheque coz I am busy laying on the couch drinking beer and watching sports.