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Old 18-06-2009, 09:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Recent Survey

A recent survey in the United Kingdom
Asked the following question:


Are there too many foreigners in this country now?


Answer:


18% said: YES



82% said: معهد الأمن العالمي بوا! شنط
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Old 18-06-2009, 09:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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معهد الأمن العالمي بوا! شنط
..which means what? "Yes, dare are, now ged dem filty white bastids out of here"



I'm surprised that the polish contingent of survee's wasn't higher.
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The other 82% were foreigners
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I'm surprised that the polish contingent of survee's wasn't higher.
What's this photo got to do with the UK?
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Old 19-06-2009, 02:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
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A recent survey in the United Kingdom
Asked the following question:


Are there too many foreigners in this country now?


Answer:


18% said: YES



82% said: معهد الأمن العالمي بوا! شنط
Unfortunately, just too near the truth!
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All the Brits were away on 'Binge Drinking' holidays at the time.
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