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Old 17-06-2009, 03:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Just a rather disturbing thought !

Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....

2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia

2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing

2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic

Has anyone else noticed this?

It gets worse........

Next year......

2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?
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Old 17-06-2009, 03:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 17-06-2009, 10:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....

2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia

2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing

2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic

Has anyone else noticed this?

It gets worse........

Next year......

2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?

well, quite a lot. But not so much if you actually check the Chinese zodiak.

2007 - Pig (not chicken)
2008 - Rat (not horse)
2009 - Cow (not pig)
2010 - Tiger (not Cock - but what you posted was I am afraid).
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Old 20-06-2009, 02:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....

2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia

2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing

2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic

Has anyone else noticed this?

It gets worse........

Next year......

2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?

well, quite a lot. But not so much if you actually check the Chinese zodiak.

2007 - Pig (not chicken)
2008 - Rat (not horse)
2009 - Cow (not pig)
2010 - Tiger (not Cock - but what you posted was I am afraid).
pedantic bastard! Ruined the joke!
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Old 21-06-2009, 07:47 AM   #5 (permalink)
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pedantic bastard!
Thats what I have been looking for! TaVM
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Old 17-06-2009, 10:53 AM   #6 (permalink)
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When is year of the pussy ?
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When is year of the pussy ?
In Thailand? Pretty much every year I would have thought.
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well, quite a lot. But not so much if you actually check the Chinese zodiak. 2007 - Pig (not chicken) 2008 - Rat (not horse) 2009 - Cow (not pig) 2010 - Tiger (not Cock - but what you posted was I am afraid).
Sorry folks

just forwarded it as I received it , made me laugh - didn't check first !
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Old 17-06-2009, 01:04 PM   #9 (permalink)
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thank god for that, thailand with a dodgy dick !!!!!!!
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2010 year of the cock?!!?

making plans now for thai splurge end of 2009 and skip 2010!

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nah... who am I kidding.

let's face it, something's going to kill you in this life.

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