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A tourist walked into a Brighton curio/antique shop. After looking around
for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze Statue of a rat. It hadno price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway.
He took it to the owner and said: 'How much is this bronze rat?'
The owner replied: 'It's £12 for the rat, and £100 for the story.'
The tourist gave the owner his £12 and said: 'I'll just take the rat,
You can keep the story.'


As he walked off down the street, he noticed that a few real rats had
crawled out of the sewers and begun following him. This was a little
disconcerting, so he started to walk a little faster, but within a couple
of blocks the swarm of rats had grown to hundreds, and they were all
squealing and screeching in a very menacing way. He increased his speed &
ran on towards the beach, and as he ran, he looked behind him and saw the
rats now numbered in their MILLIONS, and they were running faster &
faster. By now very concerned, he ran down to the pier and threw the
bronze Rat far out into the water. Amazingly, the millions of real rats
jumped into the water after it and were all drowned..


The man walked back to relate all this to the shop owner, who said: 'Ah,
you've come back for the story then? ''No,' said the tourist, 'I came back to see if you've got a bronze Muslim
Fundamentalist Cleric, a couple of illegal immigrants, a Poof, a
Manchester United supporter, and anything French.

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I aint superstitious, but I know when somethings wrong
I`ve been dragging my heels with a bitch called hope
Let the undercurrent drag me along.

Jet Gorgon

^ I received that awhile back but only the Muslim cleric edition. This is better, widens the net.