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Whiteshiva · 30-05-2009, 12:42 AM

"Stop walking around in circles or I'll nail your other foot to the floor as well....."

withnallstoke · 30-05-2009, 01:07 AM

"If somebody forces you to listen to Haydn, you will become a botty bandit"
"Same if you go to church"

Lantern · 31-05-2009, 07:04 AM

Why can't you be just like everybody else?

Loy Toy · 31-05-2009, 07:14 AM

Now THERES something to cry about!

withnallstoke · 31-05-2009, 07:19 AM

"You just wait till your dad gets home"

jandajoy · 31-05-2009, 07:37 AM

Your father's gone out. Throw some more petrol on him.

Loy Toy · 31-05-2009, 07:39 AM

Upsa Daisy!

withnallstoke · 31-05-2009, 07:42 AM

"Don't you dare get your new football shorts dirty"

jandajoy · 31-05-2009, 07:43 AM

NO, you can't.

sabang · 31-05-2009, 07:55 AM

(When I was doing push-ups in the bathroom as part of my excercise routine).

"What are you doing in there? Stop that, it will make you go blind."

Jet Gorgon · 31-05-2009, 08:09 AM

Some handed down from who knows where...

"Let's not and say we did."

"You've lost eight turtles named Henry under the sofa. So, no, we ain't getting a dog."

"You already have a .22. No handguns until you're six."

"Sure. And your sister always uses you for target practice."

"It ain't gonna happen."

"Huh, and I walked five miles to school."

"Those peas ain't gonna shuck themselves."

"A stitch in time saves nine."

somtamslap · 31-05-2009, 08:29 AM

Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves

Jet Gorgon · 31-05-2009, 08:54 AM

^Ya. And after shuffling through Issues and the leftie drivel, I have another one from Mom:
"Tough titty, said the kitty."

S Landreth · 31-05-2009, 09:01 AM

Finish it, ALL!

ItsRobsLife · 31-05-2009, 09:10 AM

I never said that.

Jet Gorgon · 31-05-2009, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S Landreth

Finish it, ALL!

I got, "Finish it or you'll sit there til you're 30."

S Landreth · 31-05-2009, 11:19 AM

^Mine was usually preceded with this statement from her: “You’re not going outside, until you finish all the food on your plate”. Later I would show her the plate and then that’s when I would get,…………."Finish it, ALL!”.

GRUMPY · 31-05-2009, 12:06 PM

Finish your beer! There's children sober in India.....

Jet Gorgon · 31-05-2009, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S Landreth

^Mine was usually preceded with this statement from her: “You’re not going outside, until you finish all the food on your plate”. Later I would show her the plate and then that’s when I would get,…………."Finish it, ALL!”.

hehe. Yep. And then if you said a bad word at Grampa's table, he'd tell ya to go wash your mouth out with soap and you'd fekin do it.

a. boozer · 31-05-2009, 12:57 PM

If you run out in the road and get killed, I'll murder you!

31-05-2009, 08:09 AM	#31 (permalink)
Jet Gorgon Take No Prisoners Barbie Last Online: Today 04:56 AM Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Near Libbies Posts: 13,348	Some handed down from who knows where... "Let's not and say we did." "You've lost eight turtles named Henry under the sofa. So, no, we ain't getting a dog." "You already have a .22. No handguns until you're six." "Sure. And your sister always uses you for target practice." "It ain't gonna happen." "Huh, and I walked five miles to school." "Those peas ain't gonna shuck themselves." "A stitch in time saves nine." __________________ Jettie, DAR

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