| At a fancy restaurant
A Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, give the husband a bid open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at disbelief at her husband and asks, "who was that?". The husband replies, "oh, that's my mistress.
The wife says, "That's the last straw, I've had enough, I want a divorce."
"I can understand that, replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more BMW in the garage and no more yacht club. The decision is yours."
Just then a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous lady on his arm. "Who's that woman with Moishe?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says the husband, to which the wife replies, "ours is prettier".
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26-05-2009, 06:41 PM
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