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25-05-2009, 06:28 PM
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| Thailand Expat  Last Online: Today 09:56 AM Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ban Chang, Rayong
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  | Manners at the Dinner Table Manners at the Dinner Table During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Edward if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Edward said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' & The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you?Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the Bathroom. I'll be right back.''That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word Bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Michael, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.' The teacher fainted.... |
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