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a. boozer · 24-05-2009, 05:03 PM

There was a competition to swim across the English Channel doing
only the breaststroke. Three women entered the race, a brunette,
a redhead and a blonde.

After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the
shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.

About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and
was declared the second place finisher.

Nearly 6 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and
promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers. When the
reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she
replied,

"I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those
two other girls were using their arms...

24-05-2009, 05:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
a. boozer Thailand Expat Last Online: Today 07:46 AM Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ban Chang, Rayong Posts: 1,441	Another Blonde story. There was a competition to swim across the English Channel doing only the breaststroke. Three women entered the race, a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher. Nearly 6 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers. When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms...

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