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Old 23-05-2009, 10:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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An old man goes to the doctors..........

An old man went in to see the doctor and said, "Doc, I'm turning
eighty tomorrow and I don't know how many more years I have left.
My good wife died ten years ago and I've had no sex at all since
then. I'd love to experience sex one more time before I die so
I've hired a hooker for the night. Can you give me something
that'll help me get it up?"

The doctor smiled. "I don't normally prescribe this stuff as it's
extremely potent, but I think in your case I can make an
exception for one night."

Later that night, out of curiosity, the doctor phoned the elderly
man and asked, "How's it going?"

"Fabulous," the old man said. "I've come three times already."

"That's great," the doctor said. "The hooker must be astounded."

"Not exactly," the old man said. "She's not here yet!"
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