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a. boozer · 23-05-2009, 10:15 AM

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.'

Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.

The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's Gordon Brown's clock?' asked the man.

'Brown's clock is in God's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan

crippen · 23-05-2009, 07:31 PM

Agreed and so say all of us!

23-05-2009, 10:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
a. boozer Thailand Expat Last Online: Yesterday 05:23 PM Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ban Chang, Rayong Posts: 1,441	Clocks (The Brits should appreciatee this!) A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.' Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?' 'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.' 'Where's Gordon Brown's clock?' asked the man. 'Brown's clock is in God's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan

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23-05-2009, 07:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
crippen Thailand Expat Last Online: Yesterday 09:29 PM Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Korat Posts: 1,490	Agreed and so say all of us!

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