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a. boozer · 23-05-2009, 09:40 AM

WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning
and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven . . .. which
part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you
think it's your hands, Suzy?"

Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
front of you and God just takes your hands first."

"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was
saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

The nun fainted.

watterinja · 23-05-2009, 09:55 AM

23-05-2009, 09:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
a. boozer Thailand Expat Last Online: Today 07:46 AM Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ban Chang, Rayong Posts: 1,441	What part of your body goes to heaven first ? WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST? The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven . . .. which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first." "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs." The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her." The nun fainted.

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