The Thailand Forum

The Thailand expat forum for Travel, Lifestyle and Fun.


Advertise here!

Forum Home Donate Arcade Chat Room Gallery Blog Mark Forums Read
Go Back   TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum > Banal Banter > The TeakDoor Lounge > Jokes and funny stories
Home Register TD Links FAQ Members List Calendar Weather Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Jokes and funny stories The section for all the zany and humorous stuff. Post your favourite jokes and funniest pictures here, also videos from youtube etc can be posted here.

Advertise on TeakDoor   TeakDoor Hosting   

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 25-10-2009, 05:31 PM   #41 (permalink)
Missismiggins
I am in Jail
 
Last Online: Yesterday 09:19 PM
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: In Happiness, Paradise Thailand..
Posts: 2,433
Missismiggins Thailand ExpatMissismiggins Thailand ExpatMissismiggins Thailand ExpatMissismiggins Thailand ExpatMissismiggins Thailand ExpatMissismiggins Thailand ExpatMissismiggins Thailand ExpatMissismiggins Thailand ExpatMissismiggins Thailand ExpatMissismiggins Thailand ExpatMissismiggins Thailand Expat
The Woodentops
Herb Garden
Trumpton
Chipmunk Crisps
Stink bombs
Tudor Crisps
Spam Roll with sage and onion stuffing.
Walter Wilsons
Laws Stores
Newcastle "Pale Ale" - opposed to Brown Dog.
Love Hearts
Billy Stampers
Missismiggins is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-10-2009, 05:40 PM   #42 (permalink)
Sdigit
It wasn't me
 
Sdigit's Avatar
 
Last Online: Yesterday 04:19 PM
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: All the way over there>
Posts: 2,345
Sdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand Expat
Black Jacks
Conkers
Marbles
Girls at School all wearing the same issue knickers
Roasted hot chestnuts
Dutch arrows
Camps made from bomb holes and tin
Red Admirals, only seen one in the last ten or so years
The local Bobby whacking you round the back of your head
Boxing booths at the fair
Sdigit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-10-2009, 05:50 PM   #43 (permalink)
Missismiggins
I am in Jail
 
Last Online: Yesterday 09:19 PM
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: In Happiness, Paradise Thailand..
Posts: 2,433
Missismiggins Thailand ExpatMissismiggins Thailand ExpatMissismiggins Thailand ExpatMissismiggins Thailand ExpatMissismiggins Thailand ExpatMissismiggins Thailand ExpatMissismiggins Thailand ExpatMissismiggins Thailand ExpatMissismiggins Thailand ExpatMissismiggins Thailand ExpatMissismiggins Thailand Expat
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shitdigit View Post
Black Jacks
Conkers
Marbles
Girls at School all wearing the same issue knickers
Roasted hot chestnuts
Dutch arrows
Camps made from bomb holes and tin
Red Admirals, only seen one in the last ten or so years
The local Bobby whacking you round the back of your head
Boxing booths at the fair

Red Admirals...have they disappeared from the UK? (I take it that is where you are talking about)

Bonfire night with baked potatos in the ashes.
Pearl and Dean at the Odeon.
Richard Baker
It Ain't Half Hot Mum.
The Two Ronnies.
Marty Feldman
Leonard Rossitter - Rising Damp - Richard Bekinsale.

Then we had the good fortune to buy up some real quality from our Austrailian brothers-

Prisoner Cell Block H
Skippy
Neighbours
Home and Away
The Sullivans

Yes, we probably deserved it, revenge of the penal colonies!

Anyone remember an Hungarian/or eastern european series - "White Horses" - I loved the theme tune when I was a kid.
Missismiggins is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26-10-2009, 02:36 AM   #44 (permalink)
oldgit
Nakhon Phanom
 
oldgit's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 10:02 PM
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Worthing/Doi Saket
Posts: 510
oldgit has much to be proud of in Thailandoldgit has much to be proud of in Thailandoldgit has much to be proud of in Thailandoldgit has much to be proud of in Thailandoldgit has much to be proud of in Thailandoldgit has much to be proud of in Thailandoldgit has much to be proud of in Thailandoldgit has much to be proud of in Thailandoldgit has much to be proud of in Thailandoldgit has much to be proud of in Thailandoldgit has much to be proud of in Thailand
Man dressed as a Robinson golliwog on stilts dropping the little paper golliwogs that they stuck on the jam jars down his trouser leg for us kids to pick up, Victory V cigarettes that the Eighth Army were given and threw in the dustbins because they hated them, us kids would find and smoke them. Doodle bugs, mines being washed ashore and exploding putting out masses of windows on the sea front houses, half an inch thick Huntly and palmer cheese biscuits.
oldgit is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 26-10-2009, 03:05 AM   #45 (permalink)
Sdigit
It wasn't me
 
Sdigit's Avatar
 
Last Online: Yesterday 04:19 PM
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: All the way over there>
Posts: 2,345
Sdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand Expat
wagon wheels
big ted
little ted
jackanory
six of the best on each hand and one across the calf's as you turn to leave teary eyed
dad nicking real steak off the ships Mmmm what a treat
catweazle
the daleks
chocolate niggers, cakes for kids before PC
chicklings
Debbie Burton my bit of common on the common
Sdigit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26-10-2009, 03:33 AM   #46 (permalink)
Loombucket
Cacoethes scribendi
 
Loombucket's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 09:49 PM
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Southern England and Korat
Posts: 3,002
Loombucket Thailand ExpatLoombucket Thailand ExpatLoombucket Thailand ExpatLoombucket Thailand ExpatLoombucket Thailand ExpatLoombucket Thailand ExpatLoombucket Thailand ExpatLoombucket Thailand ExpatLoombucket Thailand ExpatLoombucket Thailand ExpatLoombucket Thailand Expat
The cabin in the clearing
Rubovia
Torchy, the battery boy.
Twizzle
Crackerjack
Space Patrol
Photographing kids in the street
Saturday morning kids matinee at the pictures
swings and roundabouts without little fences round them
Third of a pint of milk for all school kids
Real dinners at school
Boy and Girls who wanted to be your friend, with no strings, and are still there thirty/fourty years later.
People crowding around accidents, all trying to help
Builders and craftsmen who were more worried about their reputation than making a bit of extra profit.
Austin sevens with the starting handle out front
When the words "I love you" was a really big deal, and meant the whole world.........
Loombucket is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 26-10-2009, 09:46 AM   #47 (permalink)
Jet Gorgon
Jihad Barbie
 
Jet Gorgon's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 04:50 AM
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Near Libbies
Posts: 12,470
Jet Gorgon Thailand ExpatJet Gorgon Thailand ExpatJet Gorgon Thailand ExpatJet Gorgon Thailand ExpatJet Gorgon Thailand ExpatJet Gorgon Thailand ExpatJet Gorgon Thailand ExpatJet Gorgon Thailand ExpatJet Gorgon Thailand ExpatJet Gorgon Thailand ExpatJet Gorgon Thailand Expat
Quote:
Originally Posted by Happyman View Post
Wagon wheels
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mid View Post
Wagon wheels
Ya, they were a nickel apiece.
nigger baby jujubes (oops!)
45 records --- The Beatles and the Sukiyaki Song
when it was worthwhile saving every penny
puffed wheat
hot water bottles in bed, flannel sheets and jammies
mustard plasts on your chest when you had a bad cold
root cellars with carrots in sand and shelves packed with myriad jams, jellies, pickles...
Jet Gorgon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26-10-2009, 09:50 AM   #48 (permalink)
nedwalk
Thailand Forum
 
nedwalk's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 01:52 PM
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: sunshine coast
Posts: 3,886
nedwalk Thailand Expatnedwalk Thailand Expatnedwalk Thailand Expatnedwalk Thailand Expatnedwalk Thailand Expatnedwalk Thailand Expatnedwalk Thailand Expatnedwalk Thailand Expatnedwalk Thailand Expatnedwalk Thailand Expatnedwalk Thailand Expat
gees i,m glad i,m not old like you bunch o grey haired bastards...
nedwalk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26-10-2009, 05:11 PM   #49 (permalink)
davearn
Thailand Expat
 
davearn's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 08:48 PM
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posts: 1,836
davearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forum
Now, now there Ned. That's not nice.

Actually, it isn't even true....
davearn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26-10-2009, 05:18 PM   #50 (permalink)
davearn
Thailand Expat
 
davearn's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 08:48 PM
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posts: 1,836
davearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forum
Coin operated petrol pumps. ( The old man always had a tin in the glove box full of 2 bob coins...wouldn't notice a couple gone...)
Sunday opening hours at the pub.
Corner stores doing good business as supermarkets weren't open on weekends.
Aussie copper coins and real paper notes.
The smell of the metho duplicator from school with the purple print.
Families doing well and paying the bills on only one wage.
__________________
It is better to give than receive - especially anal.
davearn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26-10-2009, 05:53 PM   #51 (permalink)
Loy Toy
On a walkabout
 
Loy Toy's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 04:22 PM
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 9,353
Loy Toy Thailand ExpatLoy Toy Thailand ExpatLoy Toy Thailand ExpatLoy Toy Thailand ExpatLoy Toy Thailand ExpatLoy Toy Thailand ExpatLoy Toy Thailand ExpatLoy Toy Thailand ExpatLoy Toy Thailand ExpatLoy Toy Thailand ExpatLoy Toy Thailand Expat
Donor
Red Skins

Free milk for the kids at school

Astroboy and Gigantor

Bread and dripping

Top Hats on a Sunday

Cracker night

Porphory Pearl and girls that don't shave their pubes!
Loy Toy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26-10-2009, 05:57 PM   #52 (permalink)
Loy Toy
On a walkabout
 
Loy Toy's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 04:22 PM
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 9,353
Loy Toy Thailand ExpatLoy Toy Thailand ExpatLoy Toy Thailand ExpatLoy Toy Thailand ExpatLoy Toy Thailand ExpatLoy Toy Thailand ExpatLoy Toy Thailand ExpatLoy Toy Thailand ExpatLoy Toy Thailand ExpatLoy Toy Thailand ExpatLoy Toy Thailand Expat
Donor
Quote:
Originally Posted by davearn
Now, now there Ned. That's not nice.
Actually Ned is as old as the rest of us Dave but can't remember anything because they had nothing and where he come from!
Loy Toy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26-10-2009, 06:00 PM   #53 (permalink)
davearn
Thailand Expat
 
davearn's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 08:48 PM
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posts: 1,836
davearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forumdavearn Thailand Expat on the Thailand travel forum
Cane snow - For the fellow north Queensland natives, although may have been the case around the world for all I know.

Used to rain with black soot when they burnt off the sugar cane before harvest.
davearn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26-10-2009, 06:29 PM   #54 (permalink)
slackula
Thailand Expat
 
slackula's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Phuket
Posts: 1,304
slackula Thailand Expatslackula Thailand Expatslackula Thailand Expatslackula Thailand Expatslackula Thailand Expatslackula Thailand Expatslackula Thailand Expatslackula Thailand Expatslackula Thailand Expatslackula Thailand Expatslackula Thailand Expat
Quote:
Originally Posted by Missismiggins
Trumpton
Hew, Pew, Barley, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb!

Man, it's been eons since I thought about that.
slackula is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26-10-2009, 07:06 PM   #55 (permalink)
Sdigit
It wasn't me
 
Sdigit's Avatar
 
Last Online: Yesterday 04:19 PM
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: All the way over there>
Posts: 2,345
Sdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand ExpatSdigit Thailand Expat
Quote:
Originally Posted by nedwalk View Post
gees i,m glad i,m not old like you bunch o grey haired bastards...
Dad going senile
Sdigit is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Register Forum Home Donate FAQ Members List Calendar


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


All times are GMT +7. The time now is 10:11 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.12
Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
SEO by vBSEO 3.0.0
Copyright ©2005 - 2009 by TeakDoor.com
Page generated in 0.32463 seconds with 20 queries