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Old 17-05-2009, 09:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Jublees (pyramid shaped block of ice in a wax carton)
Razz & Sunnyboys

I used to get 20 cents to buy my school lunch. 10 cents for a battered fish with 5 cents worth of chips and a Razz for 5 cents. (approx 1970)
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Jublees (pyramid shaped block of ice in a wax carton)
Razz & Sunnyboys

I used to get 20 cents to buy my school lunch. 10 cents for a battered fish with 5 cents worth of chips and a Razz for 5 cents. (approx 1970)
You and I must be around the same age mate!

I remember when they brought out Glugs which were similar to Sunnyboys but cola flavoured and red skins (fook I might be called a racist) and one of my favourite times of the year Cracker Night and you buy Penny Bungers, thunders and tom thumbs that you would scare the shit out of the girls at school with.

Plus the sky rockets were mega!

Fook we had a special youth when compared to what the kids of today can enjoy.
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Old 17-05-2009, 03:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Where are they now ??
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Wagon wheels
They still sell 'em but they're smaller now, aren't they?

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Topper (Beano and Dandy were gay)
Cycling fast to grammar school on me chopper on Saturdau mornings, fending off punks taking the piss out me schoolcap and shorts when everone else was watching Happy Days.
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The Big Match on Sunday afternoons wasted,with Brain Moore.
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Ah! The Soup Dragon and the Iron Chicken Where are they now ??
Here they are !!!

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Popeye, watching wrestling on a Saturday afternoon (Mick Macmanus was Evil)
Real coal fires, having to clean out fireplace, being allowed to 'Poke' fire
Polishing brasses,
We were happy...........
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Watney's Red Barrel (ugh!).

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Glugs
Ah yes, I'd forgotten the name for them.

10 cents worth of mixed lollies if I was rich, 5 cents if it was a tight week.

Licorice blocks, sherbies and fizzers were my favourites.
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