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| Grand Palace | Some very interesting facts VERY INTERESTING STUFF In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' --- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. --- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. --- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. --- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. --- Coca-Cola was originally green. --- It is impossible to lick your elbow. --- Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. ---- --- The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. ---- --- The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. ---- --- Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar ---- ---- 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 ---- --- If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. ---- --- Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested? A. Obsession ---- --- Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'? A. One thousand ---- --- Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? A. All were invented by women. ---- --- Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey ---- --- In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... 'goodnight, sleep tight.' ---- --- It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon. ---- --- In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.' It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's' ---- --- Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice. ---- --- At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow! ---- --- - Now.... Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can stillraed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? ---- |
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