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Boon Mee

Well, A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,
and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'


Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and
getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally
mashed, and get a bad name for herself like
'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots
Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into
the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!
But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and
become a Couch Potato either.


She would get Plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.


When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.
And the Greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out West, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.


Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow And wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'
Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.


But in spite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw!


Mr. And Mrs. Potato were very upset.
They told Yam she couldn't possibly
Marry Tom Brokaw because he's just.......


a Common Tater.

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Jet Gorgon

I don't get it....oh, bing, I got it....55555

Loombucket

I assume she was very apealing...

reinvented

a chip off the old block by all accounts

Boon Mee

There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake. There was an island in the middle of the lake, over which the kingdoms had been fighting for years. Finally, the three kings decided that they would send their knights out to do battle, and the winner would take the island.


The night before the battle, the knights and their squires pitched camp and readied themselves for the fight. The first kingdom had 12 knights, and each knight had five squires, all of whom were busily polishing armor, brushing horses, and cooking food. The second kingdom had twenty knights, and each knight had 10 squires. Everyone at that camp was also busy preparing for battle. At the camp of the third kingdom, there was only one knight, with his squire. This squire took a large pot and hung it from a looped rope in a tall tree. He busied himself preparing the meal, while the knight polished his own armor.


When the hour of the battle came, the three kingdoms sent their squires out to fight (this was too trivial a matter for the knights to join in).


The battle raged, and when the dust had cleared, the only person left was the lone squire from the third kingdom, having defeated the squires from the other two kingdoms, thus proving ...






... that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.