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Happyman

A lady was passing her local pet shop and saw a notice in the window
"Talking Parrot ony 10$ "
Thought "that sounds a bargain" and goes in.
Man shows her a magnificient parrot asleep on its perch .
"Why only 10$" she asks
"Well" said the man "it used to live in a whorehouse and its language is a bit risque"
Woman said " I will have it - I can soon retrain it" and put the cover on the cage and took it home
At home she took the cover off the cage and the parrot woke up - looked around the room and then at the woman and said " Hey! New whorehouse- new Madam - not bad at all"
A bit concerned the woman covered the cage again.
Later her two high-school daughters came home and asked what was in the cage. She uncovered it and the bird said " Hey! New whorehouse- new Madam - and whoopeee two new girls not bad at all"
Covered up again she waited for her husband to come home.
He comes in - she uncovers the cage and parrot said " Hey! New whorehouse- new Madam - and whoopeee two new girls not bad at all and --- !!!! Bloody hell Kevin how's it going, haven't seen you for a while!!"