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Old 16-08-2008, 01:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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An Amish farmer walking, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his
hand..

The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen.' (Which means : 'Don't drink the water; the cows have crapped in it.')

The man shouts back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'

The Amish man says: 'Use two hands, you can get more .
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Old 16-08-2008, 02:35 AM   #2 (permalink)
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An Amish farmer walking, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his
hand..

The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen.' (Which means : 'Don't drink the water; the cows have crapped in it.')

The man shouts back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'

The Amish man says: 'Use two hands, you can get more .
Yes, I heard that German phrase mentioned just this week here in Lancaster, Pa as an BHO supporter with BHO bumber stickers on his car was talking to one of the Amish farmers. Just so happens the Amish farmer was using some of the cow crap water for his mushrooms.

Or was it in "Bird in Hand", "Blue Ball", "Intercourse", or "Paradise" that I heard the Amash farmer use that phrase????
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