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05-08-2008, 12:58 PM
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| Elite Member  Last Online: Today 01:51 PM Join Date: Oct 2005
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  | Aboriginal style sex An Aboriginal picks up a hooker. "How much do you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks. "$100," she replies. He says "Do you do Aboriginal style?" "No" she says. "I pay you $200 to do it Aboriginal style" "No", she says, not knowing what Aboriginal style is. "I pay you $300" "No", she says. "I pay you $400" "No", she says. So finally he says, "OK, I pay you $1,000 to do it Aboriginal style.” She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Aboriginal Style be?''. So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is 'Aboriginal style'?" The Aboriginal replies "You send da bill to da Gub'ment".
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05-08-2008, 01:02 PM
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| MWAH! Last Online: Yesterday 06:01 PM Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: XinTianDi
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| You're getting them from here Are Aussies Really So Bad? - Thailand Forum great read after three years and still going strong.  Go Aussies. |
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05-08-2008, 01:56 PM
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| Elite Member Last Online: Today 01:51 PM Join Date: Oct 2005
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| Nah...got it from an Aussie miner working in Laos. Talking about miners.... what is the difference between Michael Jackson and Arthur Scargill? Arthur Scargill hasn't seen a miner's helmet in over 20 years. |
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05-08-2008, 05:13 PM
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| Elite Member Last Online: 28-09-2008 10:23 PM Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Buriram Province out in the sticks
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  | Very similar joke A man asks a prostitute "how much ?". She replies $100. Not having enough money the man says "do you do American Express ?". To which she replied "for $100 you can go as fast as you want". |
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10-08-2008, 12:10 PM
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| Big Buddha Beach  Last Online: 20-11-2008 04:39 PM Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Outer Orbit
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